The Coding Humanist

Today I overthrew my rival at MPower Football (a game involving the kicking of a small squishy orange ball into the mouth of a cup about 10 feet away -- an incredibly difficult sport. It's really great for a break when you're tired of dealing with untyped datasets and other things that are annoying to deal with.) to regain my championship. David fell, defeated and weeping, having been beaten 3 out of 5 shots to 0 out of 5. Next James, my former mentor at the game tried to challenge, but fell defeated 2 out of 5 to 1 out of 5.

Victory!